She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
