I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just high enough for therapy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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