I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Maybe he injected his testicle?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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