I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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