Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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