This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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