just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just had sex on a roof
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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