Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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