i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
