Don't you send me to vm
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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