New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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