Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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