she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I love you. Go after that dick
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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