The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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