They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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