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went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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