My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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