what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
