It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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