No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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