What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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