Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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