a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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