All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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