pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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