Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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