I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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