Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just high enough for therapy.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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