:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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