my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My feet surprised me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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