I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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