Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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