my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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