youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
