FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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