He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
