super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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