I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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