So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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