how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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