just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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