what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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