I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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