My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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