Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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