Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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