if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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