kristin has been a bad kristin
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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