I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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