please come you make the beer taste better
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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