your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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