Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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