fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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