i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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