they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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