im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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