what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she looked like the before picture.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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