I'm gonna have a badass scar
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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