CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
you made out with another girl for some wings
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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